Jeopardy

Gotta love random article.

The Perils of Pizza

Negativity growing every day. Pity.

In the Mysterious Meta-Void

If you click to enlarge this picture, you might notice that the stick figure is faded in the second panel. I'll have you know that this has nothing to do with the quality of the photograph. Instead, cristicism is causing the author-character to fade.

False Awakenings

You probably should click the image to view it better. But that's just a suggestion. Whatever floats your boat.

Do Not Question the Prophet

Family Stories

Family Trees

Philip summarizes the characters for you.

Garbage Day

Old Tricks, New Cult

Introducing Philip

And there you have it.

Family Bonding

The Everpresent 'Or'

If you think this one's quite a downer, you should look harder for the absurdities in Ozzy's statements.

Sweet Dreams

I am aware that I spelled 'subconscious' wrong. What's strange is, I knew that you need sci in subconscious. It means knowing, like in science. Now why would I spell it wrong then?

Let's go with artistic license and stick to that story.

The Importance of Opportunistic Seating

You may need to enlarge the image to read it. Sorry, but it had to be three wider panels.

Ozzy Teaches You Art History

Herman Loves a Morbid Pun

A Completely Ordinary Interrogation

Psychotic Seymour

Hint: Only teddy bears bleed stuffing.

School Woes

Introducing Herman, an aquaintance of Clara.

New Medication

Whatever the doctor says goes.

Ozzy needs his sleep, so a drugged stupor is better than nothing.

Click to enlarge if you can't read it. Not everyone is gifted with hawk genes. Few can harness the raptor's optical prowess as I.

The Sound of Music

Ozzy discovers that some people are genuinely happy.

Seymour's Support Group Must've Cancelled

Check out the change in format. Hopefully this will work better with the blog. It's pretty awesome that you can actually read it without clicking to enlarge. So no death threats necessary at this time.

But the time will come...

Mysteries of Incarceration

Poor, poor Clara. But if any of those other possibilities were true, this would be a charming Pixar film, not a webcomic. Oh, and Clara failed to mention that old standby: throwing a baby down a well. And its modern equivalent: the funny smelling garbage bag in the dumpster.

Mood Swings and Monologuing

I invite you kindly to click on the above image in order to better view it in a (slightly) less unsightly manner, as will be protocol until further notice. I personally apologize for the disappointing quality of these images. (I will not apologize for the disappointing humor. Deal.) I won't waste your time with excuses. (My scanner no work! Pity me!)

Thank you sincerely for your cooperation in this matter.

Morning Existential Fun for Ozzy

I beg you to click the image for a larger view. You will have to do this until I get the format all figured out. In return for your cooperation, I will not grind your bones to make doughnuts at this time.

However good warm doughnuts would be right now. A delicious morning snack, once you get past the mini suicidal crisis.